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Owen Wilson

2009-08-06T00:11:00.000-07:00

Project 4.

2009-07-21T09:41:00.000-07:00

I was hoping for a couple more vans but whatcha gonna do? Remember you can always post a drawing from a previous Project at any time.

Project 4 is going to be The Films of Wes Anderson.

Cargo Van Halen!!!!

2009-07-15T19:28:00.001-07:00

This is Cargo Van Halen.

Project 3.

2009-07-02T20:44:00.000-07:00

Well it's been another 2 weeks. This project is pretty easy but can be open to a lot of different variations.

Project 3 is to illustrate a van.

Go crazy.

Meet George Jetson!

2009-06-26T18:35:00.001-07:00

Fred Flintstone

2009-06-23T20:22:00.001-07:00

Race Bannon was the Man.

2009-06-23T18:39:00.000-07:00

I decided to do Race Bannon cause for some reason I always thought of him as being such a badass. I mean how can a man with that white of hair kick so much ass?

This Is Megan Hahn

2009-06-23T17:27:00.000-07:00

Velma said "Jinkies!" It must be a clue!

2009-06-17T20:46:00.000-07:00

I did Red Herring. From A Pup Named Scooby-Doo.

As a kid, I always found myself watching shows I fucking hated. Doug was the prototype for whiny emo kids in sweatervests. I watched that shit religiously, but most of the time I was just hoping for Roger Klotz to actually beat the shit out of Doug and totally impress Patti Mayonnaise. Rugrats was okay, except for Chuckie Finster and his dad. They were just miserable people.

Anyway, one of these fucking shows was A Pup Named Scooby Doo, which, if you haven't seen it, is the Scooby-Doo gang as kids, with a hip early-90s spin. Brighter colors, more skateboards, dance routines, and pizza. The show was basically like watching two retards having an insult contest. It sucked even worse than the original Scooby-Doo. At least it had really obvious drug references.

They also had Red Herring, who served no purpose in the show except to be a red herring, which he never really was. Fred would just always blame him for shit. He'd be like "I know who's been dressing up like an undead hockey player to drive business away from the water park! It was RED HERRING!"

And then Red Herring would jump out of the bushes or whatever and go "Yeah right, Freddy! Think again LOSER." Which I guess was supposed to prove his innocence, but it always made me wonder why the fuck was Red Herring, the town bully, sitting in the bushes behind Fred's house? That's just fucking creepy and weird.

So here's Red Herring. As I imagine he'd be in high school. Stealing his dad's booze and trying to score with 8th graders. Not having any real friends, but not needing them because of his totally sweet BMX bike (which actually wasn't that great.)

Project 2.

2009-06-16T12:45:00.000-07:00

So far so good.

However, we are moving on to Project 2 already. This one is going to be fun for sure. Especially for those of you who grew up watching cartoons.

Project 2 is going to be: Hanna-Barbara.

Hanna-Barbara Enterprises produced dozens of cartoons from the late 1950's up until 2001. Here is a list of those shows. Your job is to take ANY of those characters and do what you will with them.

Molly Brown

2009-06-11T16:23:00.000-07:00

I'm not a hippie, I swear!

Gordo

2009-06-10T12:28:00.000-07:00

Timmmmmmmmm

2009-06-05T23:20:00.000-07:00

Donta Santistevan

2009-06-04T19:16:00.000-07:00

In a past life I'm pretty sure I was a Ghostbuster.

Hi, I'm Max Scoville

2009-06-04T17:51:00.000-07:00

Project 1.

2009-06-02T20:49:00.000-07:00

Okay so lets get this ball rolling. Since this is the first project, we're gonna start off pretty simple. This is something I'm sure all of you have done before but lets see how you decide to pull it off this time.

Project 1 is going to be: Who Are You?

This is David Crockett DESTROYS!

2009-05-31T22:25:00.000-07:00

Hello there weary internet goer. My name is David Crockett. Yes, you might know me from all that Alamo business business. But I'm here to tell you that that part of my life is over. I'm moving on to bigger,better and more creative things. For instance this website.

What I've done is I have compiled a group of individuals who claim they know how to draw. I aim to see if they are telling the truth about that. Every couple weeks or so I will give them a new theme/challenge to attack. And when they do I will put the results up here for all to see.

That is all for now. Good luck to those individuals participating.

-D. Crockett